Population | 3.3 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Empire of War Dogs DCXL is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.3 billion War Dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 685 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,582 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Dog O'War, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Canine government policy, and rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. War Dogs DCXL's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs DCXL is ranked 3,282nd in the world and 68th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 17,341.91 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Canine government policy.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Dog O'War.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, Dog O'War claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCXL, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.