The Republic of War Dogs DCLXXXIX is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.39 billion War Dogs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 763 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 225,116 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DCLXXXIX's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs DCLXXXIX is ranked 331,651^st in the world and 829^th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -7.07 on the Societal Mobility Rating.