| Population | 3.186 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog O'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | Gold Bar |
| Animal | dog |
The People's Republic of War Dogs DCLXVII is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.186 billion War Dogs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 543 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,538 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The death penalty has been reintroduced, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, ten thousand Canine soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DCLXVII's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs DCLXVII is ranked 39,591st in the world and 597th in Realm of Dogs for Most Patriotic, with 37.07 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, ten thousand Canine soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : War Dogs DCLXVII was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCLXVII, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Dog O'War's questionably sane new coalition partners.
