The Republic of War Dogs DCCXIII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.357 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 625 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,452 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, feeling like a winner comes at a price, the nation leads Realm of Dogs in per capita stalking, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DCCXIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs DCCXIII is ranked 4,403^rd in the world and 168^th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 13,083.43 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.