Population | 4.119 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CXXX is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.119 billion War Dogs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 741 trillion Gold Bars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,047 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CXXX's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CXXX is ranked 331st in the world and 27th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 16,794.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, the new biography of Dog O'War is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
- : War Dogs CXXX was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : War Dogs CXXX was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXX, the fate of the world literally rests on Dog O'War's fingers.