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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 934thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,258th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To the front you scurvy dogs!
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War Dogs CXCVIII

Population4.197 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog O'War
FaithCanis Majorism

Currencydollar
Animaldog

The Republic of War Dogs CXCVIII is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.197 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 862 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 205,524 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CXCVIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CXCVIII is ranked 189,837th in the world and 287th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 307.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 934thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,258thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,687thMost Avoided: 2,657thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,812thFattest Citizens: 4,533rdLargest Black Market: 5,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,636thMost Efficient Economies: 7,483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,498thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,696thRudest Citizens: 7,928thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,645thLargest Governments: 9,809thHighest Average Incomes: 10,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,351stMost Secular: 11,745thMost Armed: 13,026thLargest Retail Industry: 13,636thMost Patriotic: 14,848thNudest: 16,241stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 32,411th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : War Dogs CXCVIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXCVIII, parking's carefree without parking car fees.

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