Population | 2.477 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Borderlands of War Dogs CLXXI is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.477 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 468 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,134 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CLXXI's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CLXXI is ranked 45,433rd in the world and 250th in Realm of Dogs for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : War Dogs CLXXI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : War Dogs CLXXI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, the holiest shrine in Canis Majorism is on another world.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, the existence of external reality is tacitly denied.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, the nation's teens are known for their habit of kissing through plastic wrap.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLXXI, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.