The Federal Republic of War Dogs CLI is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.033 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 985 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,293 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. War Dogs CLI's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CLI is ranked 281,677^th in the world and 385^th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.