Population | 3.201 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CIV is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.201 billion War Dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 747 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,391 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Canine Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CIV's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CIV is ranked 25,010th in the world and 150th in Realm of Dogs for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : War Dogs CIV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Canine Navy.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
- : War Dogs CIV was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, all you have to do is pray to get into War Dogs CIV.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CIV, the best defense is a good fence.