Population | 3.778 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CDXXXIV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.778 billion War Dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 772 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,365 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and ritual mummification is making a comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDXXXIV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDXXXIV is ranked 1,162nd in the world and 10th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,450.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, children often kick dogs for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXXIV, several inches are being added to first class seating.