Population | 3.535 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Kingdom of War Dogs CDXXVII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.535 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 647 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,207 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,817 per year while the poor average 51,447, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDXXVII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDXXVII is ranked 301,292nd in the world and 672nd in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 5.39 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
- : War Dogs CDXXVII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, cynics say that Dog O'War's speeches are a leading cause of death.
- : War Dogs CDXXVII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXXVII, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.