Population | 3.784 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CDXX is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.784 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 666 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,088 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. War Dogs CDXX's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDXX is ranked 8,261st in the world and 290th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,912.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism.
- : War Dogs CDXX was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, protests are illegal.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, museums offer moralization or your money back.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, Dog O'War's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXX, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.