Population | 3.543 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The United States of War Dogs CDXV is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.543 billion War Dogs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 767 trillion Gold Bars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,541 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Nose plugs are the latest Canine fashion accessory, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, genetic researchers have been expelled, and baseball caps are the new fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDXV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDXV is ranked 24,863rd in the world and 474th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,635.08 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, genetic researchers have been expelled.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, nose plugs are the latest Canine fashion accessory.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
- : War Dogs CDXV was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, the government's only official statement on the burning down of WD Central was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDXV, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.