The Armed Republic of War Dogs CDXCIX is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.477 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 718 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,740 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, tourists call Canine beach towns "the fine coastline", and the government pours millions of Gold Bars into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDXCIX's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CDXCIX is ranked 297,966^th in the world and 486^th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.