| Population | 3.478 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog O'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | Gold Bar |
| Animal | dog |
The Empire of War Dogs CDLXXXV is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.478 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 708 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,770 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 576,010 per year while the poor average 57,673, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, the law says that all War Dogs are created equal — no matter how they were created, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDLXXXV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDLXXXV is ranked 311,343rd in the world and 753rd in Realm of Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, the law says that all War Dogs are created equal — no matter how they were created.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXXXV, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
