Population | 3.501 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Emirate of War Dogs CDLXVI is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.501 billion War Dogs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 87.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 687 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,272 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDLXVI's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDLXVI is ranked 29,756th in the world and 473rd in Realm of Dogs for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,528.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXVI, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.