Population | 3.732 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CDLXV is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.732 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 614 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,527 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDLXV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CDLXV is ranked 21,722nd in the world and 459th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,769.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : War Dogs CDLXV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CDLXV, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.