The Jingoistic States of War Dogs CDLXIII is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.477 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 561 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,539 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 532,363 per year while the poor average 36,701, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, every workday begins with group therapy, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CDLXIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CDLXIII is ranked 291,731^st in the world and 827^th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.56 on the Hickory Productivity Index.