The Protectorate of War Dogs CCXXXIV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.744 billion War DogsWar Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 866 trillion Gold Bars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,379 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around WD Central. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. War Dogs CCXXXIV's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCXXXIV is ranked 314,507^th in the world and 786^th in Realm of Dogs for Safest, scoring 3.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.