Population | 3.924 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CCXXIX is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.924 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 904 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 230,488 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 805,905 per year while the poor average 47,906, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.
The Canine Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Canine Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCXXIX's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCXXIX is ranked 5,126th in the world and 192nd in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,623.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Canine Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, the Canine Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, Bambi has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCXXIX, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.