The Matriarchy of War Dogs CCXLVII is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.711 billion War Dogs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 593 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 159,804 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vegetarianism is compulsory, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, being Dog O'War has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around WD Central. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. War Dogs CCXLVII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCXLVII is ranked 133,465^th in the world and 792^nd in Realm of Dogs for Most Authoritarian, with 783.45 milliStalins.