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Most Ignorant Citizens: 735thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,287thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,353rd
The United Socialist States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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War Dogs CCLXXXVIII

Population3.613 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog O'War
FaithCanis Majorism

CurrencyGold Bar
Animaldog

The United Socialist States of War Dogs CCLXXXVIII is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.613 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 662 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,416 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular, Harry Potter books are banned, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCLXXXVIII's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCLXXXVIII is ranked 16,720th in the world and 303rd in Realm of Dogs for Most Patriotic, with 56.18 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 735thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,287thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,417thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,649thMost Primitive: 2,312thMost Avoided: 2,969thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,661stFattest Citizens: 3,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,899thLargest Retail Industry: 4,074thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,052ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,457thLargest Black Market: 8,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,665thMost Secular: 11,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,191stHighest Average Incomes: 14,523rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,139thMost Patriotic: 16,720thMost Efficient Economies: 26,641stHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,445th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : War Dogs CCLXXXVIII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXXVIII, state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay.

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