Population | 3.662 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Fiefdom of War Dogs CCLXXIV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.662 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 723 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,460 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the nation has unofficially betrayed its values, enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCLXXIV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCLXXIV is ranked 309,648th in the world and 679th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, the nation has unofficially betrayed its values.
- : War Dogs CCLXXIV was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, War Dogs have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, the sanitised and dull music festivals of War Dogs CCLXXIV are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCLXXIV, mollycoddled youths run the country.