The Incorporated States of War Dogs CCLIX is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, feral children, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.664 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 649 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,289 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and female ship captains never volunteer for polar routes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCLIX's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCLIX is ranked 311,661^st in the world and 780^th in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 1.4 Atheism Rate.