| Population | 4.018 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog O'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | Gold Bar |
| Animal | dog |
The Free Land of War Dogs CCIII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.018 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 911 trillion Gold Bars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,968 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCIII's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCIII is ranked 310,242nd in the world and 708th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, it is unwise to be a poet even if things rhyme and you don't know it.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCIII, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in War Dogs CCIII.
