| Population | 3.599 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog O'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | Gold Bar |
| Animal | dog |
The Grand Duchy of War Dogs CCCXXIX is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.599 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 795 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,917 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, War Dogs suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCXXIX's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCCXXIX is ranked 310,902nd in the world and 763rd in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 1.71 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, War Dogs suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, state media insists that Dog O'War is the most fashionable leader in Realm of Dogs.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, politicians tend to favor bombastic speeches and kissing babies now that they've been banned from social media.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXXIX, Dog O'War's Twitcher account is typically used to share dog memes rather than government policy.
