The Republic of War Dogs CCCXXII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.868 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 713 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The dog is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCXXII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCCXXII is ranked 325,589^th in the world and 599^th in Realm of Dogs for Most Cultured, scoring 46 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.