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Most Subsidized Industry: 844thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,921st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To the front you scurvy dogs!
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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War Dogs CCCXLVI

Population3.778 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog O'War
FaithCanis Majorism

Currencydollar
Animaldog

The Republic of War Dogs CCCXLVI is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.778 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 710 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,012 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, serial killers are the country's biggest import, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCXLVI's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCCXLVI is ranked 247,773rd in the world and 427th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 844thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,921stLargest Retail Industry: 2,662ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,055thFattest Citizens: 3,205thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,425thMost Avoided: 3,930thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,993rdLargest Black Market: 6,274thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,327thMost Patriotic: 8,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,109thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,796thNudest: 11,126thMost Authoritarian: 11,187thMost Secular: 11,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,464thLargest Governments: 14,765thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,586thLowest Crime Rates: 26,796thMost Conservative: 31,441st
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Most Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : War Dogs CCCXLVI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, the term "Native War Dog" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCXLVI, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.

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