The Free Land of War Dogs CCCXCIV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.511 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 761 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,944 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The undead roam the streets and countryside at night (War Dogs CCCXCIV has found 8 easter eggs), seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCXCIV's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCCXCIV is ranked 268,163^rd in the world and 563^rd in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 11.97 Atheism Rate.