Population | 3.561 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | dog |
The Armed Republic of War Dogs CCCLXXVII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.561 billion War Dogs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 565 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,725 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
People who have lived their entire lives in War Dogs CCCLXXVII are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCLXXVII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCCLXXVII is ranked 119,721st in the world and 646th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,678.51 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
- : War Dogs CCCLXXVII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, people who have lived their entire lives in War Dogs CCCLXXVII are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
- : War Dogs CCCLXXVII was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVII, television is strictly censored so that it promotes Canine values.