Population | 3.81 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CCCLXXVI is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.81 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 597 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,949 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded War Dogs CCCLXXVI to disarm, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCLXXVI's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCCLXXVI is ranked 84,319th in the world and 670th in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,980.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded War Dogs CCCLXXVI to disarm.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
- : War Dogs CCCLXXVI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs CCCLXXVI, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.