The Oppressed Peoples of War Dogs CCCLXIV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.562 billion War Dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 753 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,645 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Canine Hungry Games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCLXIV's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCCLXIV is ranked 12,968^th in the world and 198^th in Realm of Dogs for Most Patriotic, with 62.05 flags saluted per person per day.