The Nomadic Peoples of War Dogs CCCLVIII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.595 billion War Dogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 710 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,573 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCCLVIII's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCCLVIII is ranked 314,506^th in the world and 834^th in Realm of Dogs for Most Secular, with 0.93 Atheism Rate.