The Community of Wankdeed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lee Dur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.822 billion Wankies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kush. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wankdian economy, worth 316 trillion Monopoly Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,294 Monopoly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, the internet has been placed under government control, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wankdeed's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayyyyy-theist.

Wankdeed is ranked 9,872^nd in the world and 30^th in Refugia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,629.77 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.