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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,776thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,528thNicest Citizens: 5,777th
The Community of
Civil Rights Lovefest
As far as countries go, this one's alright!
Lee Dur
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Wankdeed

Population2.822 billion

CapitalKush
LeaderLee Dur
FaithAyyyyy-theist

CurrencyMonopoly Dollar
AnimalStoner

The Community of Wankdeed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lee Dur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.822 billion Wankies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kush. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wankdian economy, worth 316 trillion Monopoly Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,294 Monopoly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, the internet has been placed under government control, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wankdeed's national animal is the Stoner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayyyyy-theist.

Wankdeed is ranked 9,872nd in the world and 30th in Refugia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,629.77 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,776thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,528thNicest Citizens: 5,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,466thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,655thBest Weather: 7,824thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,856thMost Pacifist: 8,901stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,872ndMost Inclusive: 10,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,154thMost Developed: 10,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,461stMost Secular: 10,690thMost Influential: 10,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,505thSmartest Citizens: 12,268thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,521stHealthiest Citizens: 12,527thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,049thMost Cultured: 13,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,978thLargest Governments: 17,107thLowest Crime Rates: 17,816thMost Efficient Economies: 19,655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,312thSafest: 23,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,350th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Lacking of HumanSanity.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Oligarchy of Vystrania.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Wankdeed, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Bapaving.
  • : Wankdeed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Wankdeed was endorsed by The Lacking of HumanSanity.

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