Population | 3.758 billion |
Capital | Amboy Duke |
Leader | Ted Nugent |
Faith | Vedulism |
Currency | Guitars |
Animal | Kitty Cat |
The Republic of Wango Tango is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ted Nugent with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.758 billion Wango Tangoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amboy Duke. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wango Tangoan economy, worth 404 trillion Guitars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,617 Guitars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wango Tango's national animal is the Kitty Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vedulism.
Wango Tango is ranked 201,718th in the world and 3rd in Allied conservative Union for Most Stationary, with 45.76151237928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, copyright laws have been abolished.
- : Wango Tango was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Wango Tango, tourists call Wango Tangoan beach towns "the fine coastline".