Population | 343 million |
Currency | Tears of the Canine Civilization |
Animal | feline-furred mystical-meowing God |
The United States of Wandering Lionsroar is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The quiet, industrious population of 343 million Wandering Lionsroarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Wandering Lionsroarian economy, worth 12.1 trillion Tears of the Canine Civilizations a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,284 Tears of the Canine Civilizations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", and a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wandering Lionsroar's national animal is the feline-furred mystical-meowing God, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Wandering Lionsroar is ranked 304,475th in the world and 93rd in The Caffeinated Confederation for Smartest Citizens, with 16.03 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in The Caffeinated Confederation rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in The Caffeinated Confederation rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in The Caffeinated Confederation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in The Caffeinated Confederation rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in The Caffeinated Confederation rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
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Wandering Lionsroar lodged a message on the The Caffeinated Confederation Regional Message Board.
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Wandering Lionsroar relocated from SAFT Puppets to The Caffeinated Confederation.
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in SAFT Puppets rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
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Wandering Lionsroar's influence in SAFT Puppets rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
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Wandering Lionsroar lodged a message on the SAFT Puppets Regional Message Board.