The Golden Dictatorship of Walrusmart is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme-Comander-Master-Walrus with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.129 billion Walrusmartians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusk City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The powerhouse Walrusmartian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Bukkits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,537 Bukkits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and the Walrusmartian government claim that Walrusmartians are oppressed out of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walrusmart's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Supreme-Commander-Master-God-Walrus.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Walrusmart voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, the Walrusmartian government claim that Walrusmartians are oppressed out of love.
- : Walrusmart was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Walrusmart voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mikeswill".
- : Walrusmart voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prohibit Private Prisons"".
- : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
- : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Walrusmart was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
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