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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 359th Largest Agricultural Sector: 784th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,420th
The Golden Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Save money live by my rules
Supreme-Comander-Master-Walrus
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Walrusmart

Population5.129 billion

CapitalTusk City
LeaderSupreme-Comander-Master-Walrus
FaithSupreme-Commander-Master-God-Walrus

CurrencyBukkit
AnimalWalrus

The Golden Dictatorship of Walrusmart is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme-Comander-Master-Walrus with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.129 billion Walrusmartians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusk City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The powerhouse Walrusmartian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Bukkits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,537 Bukkits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and the Walrusmartian government claim that Walrusmartians are oppressed out of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walrusmart's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Supreme-Commander-Master-God-Walrus.

Walrusmart is ranked 19,129th in the world and 162nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 248.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 359thLargest Agricultural Sector: 784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,618thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,299thMost Devout: 2,334thMost Conservative: 2,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,741stLargest Governments: 3,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,577thMost Authoritarian: 4,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,905thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,205thHighest Average Incomes: 5,442ndMost Influential: 5,954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,409thLargest Mining Sector: 8,208thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,395thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,226thMost Extreme: 11,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,733rdHighest Economic Output: 13,897thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,833rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Conservative: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionMost Extreme: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Walrusmart voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, the Walrusmartian government claim that Walrusmartians are oppressed out of love.
  • : Walrusmart was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Walrusmart voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mikeswill".
  • : Walrusmart voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prohibit Private Prisons"".
  • : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Walrusmart was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Walrusmart, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.

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