Most Influential: 459th Most Efficient Economies: 1,121st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,917th
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The Empire of Walosia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor David with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.766 billion Walosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldovia. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Walosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,431 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown. Walosia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walosia is ranked 116,874th in the world and 3,647th in Lazarus for Most Average, scoring 31.05 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Influential: 459thMost Efficient Economies: 1,121stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,917thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,121stNicest Citizens: 2,731stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,341stMost Cultured: 3,591stMost Developed: 3,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,893rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,982ndSmartest Citizens: 4,388thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,957thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,908thHighest Economic Output: 6,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,290thNudest: 7,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,695thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,422ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,354thHighest Average Incomes: 10,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,437thMost Pacifist: 11,667thLargest Populations: 12,822ndMost Politically Free: 13,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,028thSafest: 15,873rd
Most Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 116th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 208th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 240th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 250th in the regionNudest: 261st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 335th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 378th in the regionMost Politically Free: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 465th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Walosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Walosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Walosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Walosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Walosia altered its national flag.
  • : Walosia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Walosia ceased to exist in 10000 Islands.
  • : Walosia was endorsed by The Queendom of Flezzola.


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