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Most Efficient Economies: 1,087th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,979th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,289th
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Libertas iustitiaque omnibus
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Empire of Walosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor David with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.888 billion Walosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldovia. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Walosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,495 Denaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Walosia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Walosia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walosia is ranked 128,098th in the world and 3,645th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.08 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,087thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,289thNicest Citizens: 3,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,725thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,831stMost Cultured: 4,010thMost Developed: 4,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,837thSmartest Citizens: 5,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,360thHighest Economic Output: 5,750thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,525thTop
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Nudest: 7,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,465thHealthiest Citizens: 9,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,976thMost Pacifist: 11,012thHighest Average Incomes: 11,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,146thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,470thLargest Populations: 11,507th
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Most Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 232nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 272nd in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 289th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 299th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 374th in the regionLargest Populations: 424th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 429th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 459th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Walosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Walosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Walosia.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Emperor David performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Walosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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