The Confederacy of Walneria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gyntŕ Ssvarc with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.072 billion Walnerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrámen. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The strong Walnerian economy, worth 417 trillion Krónes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,047 Krónes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the government is avowedly secular, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and foreign musicians that Gyntŕ Ssvarc dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Walneria's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Entenian Christianity.

Walneria is ranked 158,799^th in the world and 6,400^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 859.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.