The Welfare Is Still High ICly of Wallowis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mahatma Gandhi with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.819 billion Wallowese people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cylis. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallowese economy, worth 551 trillion drellics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,423 drellics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallowis's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Platypism.

Wallowis is ranked 10,345^th in the world and 54^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.91 law-abiding acts per hour.