The Principality of Wallachya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Burebista with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.623 billion Wallachyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallachya City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallachyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,998 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,757 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, ill and injured visitors in Wallachya have to walk it off until they return home, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallachya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Zamolxis.

Wallachya is ranked 3,293^rd in the world and 1^st in Albion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.57 law-abiding acts per hour.