The Grand Duchy of Wallachia- is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 231 million Wallachians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The thriving Wallachian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Kreutzers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,471 Kreutzers, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and supervisors in Wallachia- commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallachia-'s national animal is the blood bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wallachia- is ranked 5,454^th in the world and 45^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11,209.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.