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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,246thMost Armed: 7,601stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,140th
The Communist Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Freedom is not given, it is taken
Brezhev Lenin
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Walikaistan

Population762 million

CapitalNew Windies
LeaderBrezhev Lenin

CurrencyWalikaistani Ruppee
AnimalWalkiastani Eagle

The Communist Union of Walikaistan is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Brezhev Lenin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 762 million Walikaistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Windies. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Walikaistani economy, worth 91.7 trillion Walikaistani Ruppees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,309 Walikaistani Ruppees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walikaistan's national animal is the Walkiastani Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Walikaistan is ranked 212,796th in the world and 7,854th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.44 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,246thMost Armed: 7,601stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,140thMost Influential: 11,566thNicest Citizens: 13,973rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,383rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18,145thMost Cultured: 18,543rdMost Developed: 19,295thLowest Crime Rates: 19,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,489thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,985thHighest Food Quality: 21,445thMost Inclusive: 21,809thLargest Governments: 22,690thMost Efficient Economies: 24,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 27,586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,897thHighest Average Incomes: 28,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,321stMost Patriotic: 30,201st
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Most Armed: 146th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 235th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 335th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 338th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 481st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496th in the regionNicest Citizens: 507th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 508th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 522nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionMost Developed: 578th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 578th in the regionMost Cultured: 580th in the regionMost Patriotic: 588th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 606th in the regionLargest Governments: 606th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 651st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 713th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 774th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 783rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 813th in the regionMost Influential: 829th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 847th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 896th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 902nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 940th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 957th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 987th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,007th in the region

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