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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,034thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,605th
The Militant Drugstore of
Father Knows Best State
At the Corner of Happy and Healthy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.205 billion

CapitalWalgreens City
LeaderStefano Pessina

CurrencyBalance Rewards Point
AnimalCVS Shopper

The Militant Drugstore of Walgreens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stefano Pessina with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.205 billion Walgreensians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walgreens City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Walgreensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion Balance Rewards Points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,170 Balance Rewards Points, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, postcards from Walgreensian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Walgreens's national animal is the CVS Shopper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walgreens is ranked 12,654th in the world and 11th in APSIA for Most Secular, with 86.52 Atheism Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,034thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,605thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,932ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,940thMost Avoided: 2,057thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,597thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,945thLargest Mining Sector: 3,217thMost Influential: 3,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,710thLargest Retail Industry: 4,099thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,429thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,876thHighest Average Incomes: 6,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,626thHighest Economic Output: 6,682ndLargest Black Market: 6,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,971stMost Efficient Economies: 7,977thMost Armed: 8,447thMost Stationary: 8,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,655thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,324thMost Secular: 12,654thLowest Crime Rates: 15,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,602nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » BabsWorld, Greater North American Confederacy, Salish-Cascadia, Nationalist Gold Union, and Matryn.

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