The Republic of Waldoven puppet 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Puppet with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.855 billion Puppets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The very strong Puppety economy, worth 204 trillion Puppets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,553 Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime is totally unknown. Waldoven puppet 2's national animal is the Puppet and its national religion is Puppet.

Waldoven puppet 2 is ranked 91,848^th in the world and 5^th in Lorania for Safest, scoring 84.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.