The United Federation of Waldoven is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Antonius Maesdi with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.105 billion Waldovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takti. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waldovian economy, worth 865 trillion Mals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,467 Mals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Waldoven's national animal is the Dolfini, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Waldoven is ranked 10,768^th in the world and 6^th in Celtia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 7 valid endorsements.