The Republic of Waldoven is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 234 million Waldovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Waldovian economy, worth 20.8 trillion krónas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,803 krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is totally unknown. Waldoven's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Waldoven is ranked 29,003^rd in the world and 2^nd in Lituevjia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,590.67 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.