The United Federation of Waldoven is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ahmad Doni with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.489 billion Waldovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avenja. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waldovian economy, worth 254 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,886 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, political detractors refer to Ahmad Doni as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime is totally unknown. Waldoven's national animal is the Dolfini, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Waldoven is ranked 28,813^th in the world and 9^th in Lorania for Most Influential, scoring 1,058 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.