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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,724th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,818th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,011th
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Wakazia

Population1.822 billion

CapitalBelmont
LeaderMark Lennoix

CurrencyKonos
AnimalBuffalo

The Republic of Wakazia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mark Lennoix with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.822 billion Wakazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belmont. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wakazian economy, worth 276 trillion Konos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,983 Konos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Mark Lennoix performing the Full-Monty are selling out, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wakazia's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakazia is ranked 93,930th in the world and 742nd in 10000 Islands for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 56.21 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,724thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,011thMost Influential: 4,136thLargest Retail Industry: 5,370thLowest Crime Rates: 6,570thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,434thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,901stMost Inclusive: 9,485thHealthiest Citizens: 9,725thMost Developed: 10,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,742ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,059thLargest Governments: 11,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,858thHighest Average Incomes: 12,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,315thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,295thMost Average: 15,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,845thSmartest Citizens: 16,017thNicest Citizens: 16,133rd
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Most Average: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Mark Lennoix performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, the horniness of the great-horned Buffalo is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, Mark Lennoix's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Belmont's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Wakazia, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.

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