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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 812thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,969th
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Waitomo District

Population1.975 billion

CapitalTe Kuiti
LeaderPrime Minister M Barnett
FaithAtheist

Currencydollar
AnimalWaitomo Red Skink

The Constitutional Monarchy of Waitomo District is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister M Barnett with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.975 billion Waitomo Residents have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Kuiti. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Waitomo economy, worth 167 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,758 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, a government program is underway to revitalize Waitomo District's beaches, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waitomo District's national animal is the Waitomo Red Skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Waitomo District is ranked 192,549th in the world and 110th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 812thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,969thSafest: 6,038thNicest Citizens: 6,649thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,854thBest Weather: 6,917thMost Influential: 7,679thMost Pacifist: 8,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,319thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,661stMost Inclusive: 9,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,316thHealthiest Citizens: 11,602ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,008thMost Cultured: 15,668thLowest Crime Rates: 16,779thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,095thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,970thMost Developed: 21,863rdLargest Governments: 22,090thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,424thSmartest Citizens: 23,538th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Waitomo District was endorsed by The People's Republic of BenJankins.
  • : Waitomo District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Waitomo District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Waitomo District, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Waitomo District, a government program is underway to revitalize Waitomo District's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Waitomo District, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Waitomo District, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Waitomo District, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Waitomo District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Waitomo District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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