The Constitutional Monarchy of Waitomo District is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 492 million Waitomo Residents enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Kuiti. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Waitomo economy, worth 38.5 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,219 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", the endangered saltwater humpback Waitomo Red Skink is only seen in captivity programs, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waitomo District's national animal is the Waitomo Red Skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Waitomo District is ranked 66,088^th in the world and 3,279^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.62 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.