The Constitutional Monarchy of Waitomo District is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister M Barnett with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.975 billion Waitomo Residents have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Kuiti. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Waitomo economy, worth 167 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,758 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, a government program is underway to revitalize Waitomo District's beaches, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waitomo District's national animal is the Waitomo Red Skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Waitomo District is ranked 192,549^th in the world and 110^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.