The United States of Waiting For You is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.021 billion Waiting For Youans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The strong Waiting For Youan economy, worth 40.2 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,396 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 124,489 per year while the poor average 9,520, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, and Waiting For Youan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waiting For You's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Waiting For You is ranked 211,934^th in the world and 5^th in Land of Orcs and Dorfs and Elfs for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -10.3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.