The Scandinavian Union of Waifu Harem is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Urho Kekkonen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.282 billion Haremians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ToTaku. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Waifu Haremian economy, worth 234 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,900 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waifu Harem's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Waifu Harem.

Waifu Harem is ranked 21,472^nd in the world and 4^th in Land of Europa for Most Conservative, scoring 83.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.